Pointless Committee Agenda

Donor Prophets Agenda

We are seeking individuals with the ability to see the future, but only in vague, disturbing terms. Must be able to predict exactly 2.5 times the requested amount of money.

• Qualifications:
• Visionary abilities with a focus on impending doom and despair
• Strong understanding of Excel spreadsheets and budgeting
• Able to withstand the crushing weight of our committee meetings
• Able to accurately predict exactly 2.5 times the requested amount of money, or 3 times if it's a leap year

We welcome applications from anyone who thinks they have what it takes to be a Donor Prophet. If you're still unsure, please consult with a career counselor, or a therapist, or both.